craine.land

I am a software engineer (developer, coder, operator, monkey, etc.) focused on building and monitoring distributed systems. My professional interests revolve around observability, site reliability, and the quiet satisfaction of well-documented systems. I prefer simple, tastefully-designed tools; robust documentation; and maintaining a low digital footprint.

In my personal life, I am interested in cultural theory, philosophical pessimism, tangible tinkering, amateur cooking, and video editing. However, I most enjoy spending time with the people who matter to me.

I love you forever, Mal (>ᴗ•)

Technical Foci

  • Site Reliability Engineering
  • Go
  • Splunk
  • Elasticsearch
  • Distributed Systems
  • Python Automation
  • Tasteful Data Visualization
  • Linux Systems
  • Observability
  • Security Compliance

Professional Experience

Senior Software Engineer 2026 – Present
The Best American Quick-Service Restaurant Chain
  • Focusing on system reliability, internal tooling, and beautifully-monitored infrastructure.
  • Implementing comprehensive, vendor-agnostic observability to reduce costs and improve system design.
  • Learning how to influence highly-skilled, highly-autonomous engineers without authority over them.
Senior DevOps Engineer 2024 – 2026
Multinational Technology Consultancy
  • Revamped clients' observability stacks while staffed as team data reporting and monitoring lead.
  • Maintained an operational position as the team's Platform Security SME.
  • Consulted with enterprise clients to modernize and optimize legacy codebases.
DevOps Analyst 2022 – 2024
Multinational Technology Consultancy
  • Greatly improved development and business teams' platform visibility via application telemetry.
  • Spearheaded documentation modernization effort combatting omnipresent tribal knowledge.
  • Automated multiple nationwide retail inventory workflows for a large telecommunications company.

Selected Projects

data-sync-checker

Python script suite comparing Elasticsearch and Oracle data for production integrity checks across a telecom retail platform. Built and deployed internally at ██████████.

splunk-kube-log-forwarder

Go-based daemon that monitors Kubernetes pod logs and pushes critical patterns (OOMKills, panics, 5xx) directly to Splunk. Improves observability with low overhead.

aes-image-encryption-with-cuda

CUDA C implementation of AES for image encryption; part of a senior scaled computing research project.

rocktablefire

Minimalist RSVP/comms platform for monthly community gatherings. Built with FastAPI, SQLAlchemy, and Gmail/Twilio APIs. Custom token-based flows for secure event invites.

Contact Terminal

github: craineland

email: [ click to reveal ]

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