résumé

craine.land

Howdy, I'm Camden.
I'm currently employed as a backend-focused DevOps engineer with a knack for automation, monitoring, data analytics, and practical security.

↯ currents ↯

  • creating shareholder value @ accenture
  • maintaining cloud-native GCP + kubernetes infrastructure as a splunk/code monkey @
  • building rock-table-fire -- a comms platform for monthly men's fires
  • writing a psychological horror short film on akrasia and hedonism

☍ technicalities ☍

  • java, c, splunk, python, kubernetes, elasticsearch, unix-like things
  • low-bloat design, practical security, weird scripts
  • distributed systems, clean code, optimized processes
  • log analysis, observability engineering, data insights, secure coding
  • minimalist software, performance-minded design, data privacy
  • philosophy of suffering, existential risk, cybernetics, aesthetics

⏲ histories ⏲

  • bs in computational modeling & data analytics @ virginia tech
  • ba in philosophy @ virginia tech
  • bfa in dropping out of film school @ VCUarts
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